Is that a cello?
I'm wondering if you can do a gig, it's kind of an emergency
It doesn't pay, but it's really good exposure
I'm planning on getting some better paying gigs in the future
Here's a song we might do
Bring your upright - just in case
Wow that's a big (insert instrument here) you've got there
Don't you wish you played the flute?
I have a gig on December 20th 2014, it pays (insert weak dollar amount here) - please let me know right away if you can do it, I really need to get it covered
"Would you like to tip the band?"
"Actually I'm in the band - isn't that kinda like tipping myself?"
The form of this tune is ABCADDACBA
This tune is really easy, you'll get it right away - it's just G D C for 8 measures and then it goes to E minor. Cool, right? OK, here's the bridge, it's a little tricky...
OOOHHH, IT'S DA FUCKIN BAND!!
Yes sir, you are correct. It is, in fact, the fuckin band.
I don't have charts, but it's totally fine if you make your own.
I don't have the mp3s but just get them off iTunes and I'll pay you back.
I don't have any recordings, but the charts are clear right?